oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
On the nights I have to wake up early, I can’t go to sleep.
On the nights when I can sleep-in in the morning, I try to stay up and fall asleep at like 11 pm.
I hate everything.
My family is impossible to Christmas shop for because they never want anything. So this year I’m tempted to do something ridiculous and buy them all onesies and force them to wear them.